I'm sure lots of you out there are addicted to Crystal Meth. But what about Crystal Light?

I admit to you that I completed an eight-week course in how to live my life without that sweet, sweet, calorie-free, synthetic powdered, lemonade-like drink.

Especially the Neon Pink one.

On a typical day, I woke up around 8pm and poured my first Crystal Light and Narragansett Ale into my Don Bowl. Sometimes Crystal Light takes you on journeys that are much longer than 24 hours. Narragansett Ale certainly does.

I won't lie to you in this facetious Newsletter of mine. The design of this Dog Bowl was the only thing that saved me from a horror-filled life full of swank-less Caucasian weekend tennis matches at the end of identity-less cul-de-sacs, dozens upon dozens of lukewarm white wine spritzers, and the mosquito-soaked back patios of scores of milquetoast friends.

I got serious about my life and my talents and created these Folding Cloth Dog Water Bowls. I am now releasing them into the general public for only $5.75. Please support my swanky reform efforts.

FOLDING CLOTH DOG BOWLS
WAS $9.75. NOW ONLY: $5.75
Use Coupon Code: SWANKY
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