FREE SHIPPING FEBRUARY

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Mon, 01/23/2023 - 17:34
Oh Gawd..... So Unrealistic.... free shipping, dog sale, two salty dogs So Unrealistic.... FLIPPER RULES OK? DON’T BE STUPID. Reminds me of Robinson’s Wharf for some reason.

Does everyone like my crappy AI-generated photo of dogs and The Yellow Submarine by the Rolling Stones?

I have been warned by The Accountant I Married that this "Free Shippin'" promotion has always resulted in disaster for Two Salty Dogs Pet Outfitters. But only economically.

And YES. I concede it seems stupid to keep using SHIPPIN' instead of SHIPPING.

The Accountant I Married also made me write: FREE SHIPPIN' DOES WORK IN COMBINATION WITH ANY OF THE OTHER PRODUCTS ON SALE THIS MONTH.

FREE SHIPPIN' FEBRUARY!!!
USE COUPON CODE: YADAMNPUNK
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Oh Gawd..... So Unrealistic.... free shipping, dog sale, two salty dogs So Unrealistic.... FLIPPER RULES OK? DON’T BE STUPID. Reminds me of Robinson’s Wharf for some reason.
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