DEAR DOG!!
LOOK AT MY VERTICAL SHRINKING!!!
OBSERVE MY HORIZONTAL EXPANSION, MY DOG!! A MYSTERIOUS, EXPANDING UNIVERSE FUELED WITH TACOS AND DARK ENERGY!!
MY HAIR!!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HAIR?! MY PRECIOUS BOWL- CUT HAIR!?!?!?!
MY GLASSES ARE THE SAME, TO MY SHAME.
BUT YA GOTTA LOVE MY SIDEBURNS.
WHERE HATH THOSE 40 WHISKEY-SOAKED YEARS GONE, MY DOG?! I WOULD LIKE A REFUND AND A HUG.
OR JUST ANOTHER WHISKEY.
-- Assault & Peppa (Formerly Doggystyle Don)
Did you just fear-pee a little after reading this? Then put on some protective undergarments and click here to guffaw at our entire June Newsletter: https://mailchi.mp/twosaltydogs/the-salty-paws-june-2023-7226079
Sign up for our FREE monthly newsletter and get a bulk deal on protective undergarments: https://us8.list-manage.com/subscribe?u=0e5740287c6b4fe45247c8351&id=315369d469
The haircuts were the worst
That about sums up things....
My name is Krista and I have a bowl-cut
