Sometimes I get writer's block because I was addicted to Crystal Meth... errr... Light and Narragansett Ale for over 15 terrifying years. And then there were all the times I was forced to wear moccasins to various High-School functions. Not this time.

This time I'm offering you a great Maine-Made product called the "Loop & Launch" for a discount. You can tell I really enjoy this product because I'm carpet-bombing something with Facebook likes. I hate Facebook. Talk about sending a mixed message.

Never mind. These are great fetching toys. Liana and I tested them on the very fetching Marz and Auggie. They pass every Lab Test and are just as good as a Chuck-it.

Did I mention the balls float? They do. Did I mention they were Made In Maine? I did.

You won't see a price this low on these again. So put away the Narragansett Ale and DO something for a change.

LOOP & LAUNCH
LAUNCHER & BALLS
36.9481600299919% OFF!!!!
Use Coupon Code: MOCCASINS
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