Like any two people who have been in an exclusive, long-term relationship, Liana and I have things we argue about constantly. This begs the question why strangers would have long, protracted arguments of attrition about what to do about the proliferation of my skin-tags.

But first you must listen to all my monomaniacal tongue - lashings regarding Faceboook. And yes. I must misspell it or Zuckerberg will track and hunt me down like a rabid dog through the brambles and deep woods until I'm hanging from a moose weigh station with my guts hanging out.

Unfortunately, this is what I chose for my life instead of being a suburban sex beast.

Just buy these leashes at a discount, OK? I don't have the time or the will to coddle you anymore.

Yes. It includes the Weiss Walkie.

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